I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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