I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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