as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
my poor anus
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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