Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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