she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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