What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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