My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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