she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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