when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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