you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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