Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
