You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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