C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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