a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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