Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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