So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
