just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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