And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
