He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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