I need help removing her.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
