I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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