I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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