Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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