I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
