Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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