Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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