we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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