Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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