so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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