I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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