He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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