You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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