Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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