Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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