She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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