Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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