Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So many bounce houses so little time
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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