you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He? As in you personified your dick?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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