the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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