they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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