So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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