normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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