I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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