question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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