I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I want a musical about memes.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
