do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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