so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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