Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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