It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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