we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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